chapter 4 - the fuckening


"guccccccci is mh name, pumping is my game, all the elf bitches on my dick what the fuck bitches"
Gucci sucks at rapping

"gucci, you on some like, cappadonna ass lil wayen ass paulsimon ass sackofjewwea ass spring wakening shit."


_-- tim has a really good idea...

the night was young, all the village people of the mountain, which gucci and angel were climbing, were listening to solange and doing cocaine. betwixt the commingling of flesh and drugs and fuckin hot ass club beats, our weary travelers sought to find refuge. angel found the nearest 7-11 and asked the clerk wuddup with mountain town life and where to find a dank place to sleep.
"welllllll if ya give me 15 bucks," gurgled the clerk, " i'll fuckin hook ya up with snot only a place to sleep but some fuckin beeats headphones by dre. hella used but good shit."
"sounds like a bargain," yelped angel.
"suck mah deeeeiiick," fucked Gucci.
After his 14-hour graveyard shift, the clerk led Angel and Gucci to the middle of a forest, where there was a giant fucking statue of a big-tittied dragon mermaid breast-feeding a marbled Obama.

shit got weird

british rockstars started raining from the sky. That isn't really plot related

"freeeeze"

the cops BUST IN
"TOM, GRAB THE GUNS" yells Jeff. Tom runs down into the tropical missile silo, past the paula abdul shaped door into the grand control room, pulls the red lever. michael bay explosions all over the place. jeff does a mountain of coke, machine guns down 69 DEA agents before shot 14 times in the dome. baglady does 10 years in fed, paroles, resurrects jeff with help of magical beans, continues dragon novel.


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