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the l|a dodger and jolly jeff - vocals
baglady uk - vocals, music
noah stauffer - guitar

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chapter 6 ---dragon novelhumane society - - 8am


there was a mama, daddy and baby dragon. and they really wanted to adopt a dog. They spied a chocolate lab, might have been bloody, they didn't notice. It had an awful lot of hair for being a lab. This dog sucked. They just didn't know

These dragons are about to be played cue the dog is just not cool. He shits in dark places, and is generally an asshole.

"This is a weird mix!" exclaims Jeff, remarking on the inconsistent nature of the songs the dj is currently playing on the college radio station. Dubstep followed by van halen followed by hipster portland hipster bands. "I think they're just playing songs twice."

Anyways, this problem dog stars becoming quite a liability for the dragons. Not only does he stain the carpet but this conniving canine has begun prank-texting and is now considered a national security threat.


-- onhell--

"gucci" onhell moans

"hold the fuck up" gucci hold the crack pipe up to his white lips. The winter has rapidly befallen upon the lush forest valley of Paula Abdul. Crack was the only thing that was keeping them going"
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onhell fell into a sexual haze flashback

Far north of the castles beyond the fountain village of inside of the volcano mountain with the waterfall, lied the white maiden "Petra" Donned in head to toe vera wang riding a silver dragon.


"Come on aunnie" the frosted maiden shouted.

she was about ten years old, had flowing black hair and yellow eyes. Her three ring were formed much like a gangster ring. her wing membrane was a dark orange color she had a fork or two knifes on her tail tip.

"is petra a dragon?" says tom with a wtf type vibe

"oh yeah good point" says jeffy



fast forward 4 days

Bros go to a costume party, eat drugs, come down, and drink coffee while homie "matt" includes us all in his composition of a paper on "orgasms during child birth" so heady

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from girlpants // spookytown spaghetteria™, released April 20, 2013

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