----- chapter 2----The beginning------
As he scales the fucking jagged peaks of mount gnar gnar, Angel calls to his pet baby bigfoot Gucci.
"Ay Gucci!" barks Angel, blunt in lips, "wuddup!?!"
The baby bigfoot curtsied. "ssssssup, lemme hit dat blunt boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
All of a sudden, the instrumental for Lil Wayne's lollipop came on the computer speakers.
"awww fuck," said jolly jeff, "hot beat, clap."
The beat was so dope that our co-authors had to take a break and each take a meditative bong hit to focus themselves. But then a-milli dropped and Jeff said he had to get ready for class…
angel was climbing and shit…baby bigfoot swag, blunt sesh…
"ayyy gucci" muttered angel.
"yea" said the baby bigfoot only the size of a golden retriever"
"aight look, right before we left you took my ace of base tape." "fuck you, thats my shit and bitches can't be stealing my ufkcing shit fuck u"
Gucci pulled a shank, and shot a mean glare at Angel.

"A millionare bitch i don't care you suck more dickthan a tulip shaking on his 2 hips. gucci doosy does it, creme you like some cool whip, gunshot dragon boy fucks with the music. bitch i breath fire out my nostrils pinky glisten like a pdiddy girlfriend stuntin ass on christmas. How you trying to talk tapes on meangel when you eat all m y checkers like you trying to fix the game , I'm sick of your stunting lasagna banging bitches and cocaine, with diamond mousetrap and ruby on your wallet chain I'll kill you if you ever try to blame an ace of base tape fuck you"

"Gooch you aint even rappin"

Right as Gucci is bout to stab Angel with his toothbrush shank, a FUCKING big ass DRAGON flies down from out of FUCKING nowhere, breathing crazy big ass flames like he's in some sort of carzy impotent dragon-bro rage.

"OHH SHIT!" scream Angel and Gucci, blunt drops.

Funkmaster flex flies in on a crazy stage, blasting air-raid sirens, poppin crystal, confetti:

"LEETTTTTSS GETT ITTTT OONNNNNN!!! YO I WANNA SEE A DOPE FIGHT, GUNS AND NUNS, SHANKS AND TANK, NO LASERS AND NO DUBSTEP ATTACKS"

Whoah, Jeff is like dancing or something. Baglady takes a bong rip. They go into town. Dragon novel sesh tomorrow?



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