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jolly jeff - vocals
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Chapter 3----- the crazy action movie scene battle thing------


`don't even think about it" says tom
"right now?" says sean. He's ddrunk
"its a battle between some dragon and some bro, What happens?"
"afanwieubnzlkjbk"
baglady laughs
"mhmmm" sean
baglady laughs


"dude do you need a bon grip, ill give a bon grip of the purple if you want to help us with this." jeff.
"ashumtrauooo" mumbles sean "what"
the roommates are having some kind of hipster orgy outside. who;s bulldog is that battle scene????----

"so the dragon has breathing fire thats so hot it melts the armor off of angel.
'fuck, I have no armor'
BUT ITS OKAY CUZ HES LIKE A WIZARD. casts a magic spell.
he casts a magic spell that ability to see 10 secs in the future so he can tell that the dragon is gonna splayt him with his fist, so he cuts off the dragons hand cuz he can tell the dragons gonna get him cuz he can see 10 secs in the future BUT the dragon is like magical regenerative thing that can like regrow his claws and shit," says tim.
"i like it," says lil jeffy.
bong rip ensues.
"I'm probably gonna head home," says sean, too drunk to put his jacket on right " make some sauerkraut"
"pickle some almonds?" inquires jeff
"yeah, " says sean "fuck brennan, gotta get some more bugs from him."
"i feel like everyone works at the coop secretly."
"huh?" asks tim
beer drama.
"man I'm drunk," says big sean. " cheers guys."
roommates are fucking in the living room. mayo lube.
"man im paranoid"
no. lazy bear weekend. what?

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from girlpants // spookytown spaghetteria™, released April 20, 2013

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Pacific Northwest bong pop divas/ acid-soaked variety show nonfat yogurt death trip.

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